I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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