You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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