I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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