Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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