Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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