And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
high people should be assigned attendants
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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