id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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