I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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