You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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