I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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