Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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