You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
God, I missed his penis.
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