Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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