It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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