You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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