Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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