"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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