I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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