I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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