His pubic hair was longer than his dick
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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