No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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