If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you win again, gameday.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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