This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We are two peas in an std pod
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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