i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
