Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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