Christians are straight up FREAKS
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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