The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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