Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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