Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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