i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
there was a trapeze. enough said
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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