He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
