If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
is it fun? or sober?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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