***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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