Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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