I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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