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• (646): View more from New York

  your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"

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  wow.

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  yeah, it was that bad.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.

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  I am not dying my bush blue.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  you ever just feel like an organ is failing?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.

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• (818): View more from California

  He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....

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