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• (417): View more from Missouri

  true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was like getting a handjob from robocop

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.

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  I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!

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• (310): View more from California

  If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs

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