I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Couch. On fire.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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