it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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