Plan B is the new Plan A
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
