I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Watching her eat just hurts me
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
we should paint friendship bongs
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