ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I touched a dick in church today
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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