uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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