hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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