Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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