Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
dude. I can hear the air.
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