And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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