I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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