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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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