I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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