He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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