The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
