they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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