We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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