was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.